Water Slide

EXT. WATER PARK

Kids BRUCE and KENDRA and DAD at water park.

BRUCE
I want to go on the water slide next!

DAD
Hahaha, sure thing. Man, kids love these water slides don't they?

WATER SLIDE GUY
Whatever.

KENDRA
This water slide looks dangerous!

BRUCE
Yeah! Let's go on it!

DAD
Say there uh, water slide man, is this dangerous at all?

WATER SLIDE GUY
Yes.

DAD
Well if the man says it's OK, sure thing kids! Go on!

Bruce and Kendra go down the water slide. The slide is let into a glass acquarium with no top. There are dead children everywhere.

DAD
Hey uhh...can they get out of that thing?

WATER SLIDE GUY
Huh? What? Oh...no. You need a special key to open up the top.

DAD
I, uh, I think my kids are...drowning.

WATER SLIDE GUY
Huh? Yeah. Yeah they drown on this ride.

DAD
My wife's going to kill me! Can you get them out? What if I make it...interesting for you?

Dad slips the guy a $5 bill.

WATER SLIDE GUY
Look sir, it's park policy to empty out the bodies after closing time. Please, you're blocking the line.

3 other little kids go down the slide, yelling happily.

DAD
Ahhh...I hate to go against policy. I'm just going to miss them, you know?

WATER SLIDE GUY
Sir is there something I can help you with or are you done here?

DAD
OH! Sorry, didn't mean to intrude on the business. I'll just make my way back to the parking lot. What was your name again?

WATER SLIDE GUY
Ugh.

DAD
Yes, ok then. I will...probably see ya next summer. This really is a fun place to bring the kids. Maybe I'll bring my niece and nephew.

WATER SLIDE GUY
Alright, NEXT UP.

20 children jump down the water slide.


THE END.