Monday, September 21, 2009

Nick's Road Rage

EXT. STREET.

NICK is driving his car with his wife MARLA. Nick starts honking horn.

NICK
God damn it!! Look at this guy! GREEN LIGHT MEANS GO ASSHOLE!! GO! Some people aren't just driving for fun and are actually trying to GET TO A DESTINATION.

HONK. HONK.

NICK
Move your shitty car, stupid!! Ahaah. One or two inches ain't gonna do it! You gotta keep going! YOU GOTTA KEEP DRIVING YOUR CAR DOWN THE STREET, as good citizens do! MOVE YOUR FUCKING CAR, SHIT-FUCK! MOVE YOUR FUCKING FUCK OF A CAR!! Ah, there you go. There you -- wait. Don't move backwards. Don't do that!

The car in front of them is moving backwards and hits Nick's car. The car is now pushing Nick's car backwards as well.

NICK
Woh! Hey, where are we going? What the hell! Stop pushing me backwards!! Oh no! Hey we're passing our house again! HEY MISTER STOP DOING THIS! Oh no! We're heading towards the ocean! SIR PLEASE STOP PUSHING US TOWARDS THE OCEAN.

The cars are on a beach and going towards the water.

NICK
Oh no, we're in the water! MISTER STOP! Oh god, water is getting in the car!

The other car stopped pushing and drives away, but now Nick's car is too far in the water to drive out.

NICK
I'm drifting out to sea! Honey, this is crazy! Looks like you're going to miss your haircut!

MARLA (thick long island accent)
Oh GAWD DAMN IT!



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